Lachie Grey
After narrowly missing the cut as an age-grade prospect due to poor fitness, worse skills and overall ineptitude, Lachie turned his rugby focus to the press box.
Since 2015, he's written for Fairfax (now Nine), Newscorp, SANZAAR and now works full-time covering all levels of the game for rugby.com.au and RA.
Outside of the rugby sphere, Lachie keeps sane with a strict routine of hot girl walks, Italian lessons, a few good books, and the company of his wife Nellie and greyhound Skye.